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I’m always torn between the convenience of Google Docs and the organizational power of Scrivener when drafting fiction

belovedgoofball:
“sunsetvisions:
“ From different breeds of chickens, the natural colors of egg shells, so lovely!

belovedgoofball:

sunsetvisions:

From different breeds of chickens, the natural colors of egg shells, so lovely! <3

Do love the colors of the eggs?

What is a seemingly innocuous magical item that an evil pirate crew really shouldn’t have access to?

drawthething:

kiwimidnight:

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She ain’t have time to mess around

justaweirddruid:

Some of my favorite shots from the Legend of Vox Machina Season 2 trailer

eru-duma-blog:

Caution: Very flammable Human!

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natp20:

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oof that’s rough

Trying to figure out what vocal characteristics if any I can manage for xanathar… my range of voices isn’t that great 🤣

queerb:

safetytank:

lemonsharks:

halomancer:

ryan-sometimes:

I think it’s so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn’t have a job to do constantly

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

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Both your most common doodle’s parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

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tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

zillanovikov:

When you publish a book, one thing you can get obsessed with your your book’s Amazon ranking. It’s different in Amazon.com vs amazon.ca vs all the other Amazons, and it changes hourly based on sales, so you have max potential for anxiously refreshing page after page to check.

Other weird facts: The Sad Bastard Cookbook is categorized as vegetarian in .com and vegan in .ca

In the US Amazon store, The Sad Bastard Cookbook is usually #1 New Release. Not always, but often. It goes up and down in the Bestseller list . Today it hit a special place on the Bestseller list. I am so proud.

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Sixty-nine, dudes!

Nice